Tory Covid19 phrasebook
Tory Covid19 soundbite BS, translated Totally committed; Couldn’t care less Working flat out; Calm down dear, it’s only a virus Working relentlessly; Chillaxing Tireless efforts; Chillaxing in Mustique Top priority; Not my department Test, test, test; Rest, rest, rest Ramping up; Yeaaah, what’s the problem? 250,000 tests a month; In your dreams Support the NHS; Flog it Mild symptoms; Dodging awkward questions Bail-out; Taxpayers’ cash for Tory tax-dodgers BBC journalist; Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha... Secretary of State; Useless, clueless turd